Test: Are You A Newfag?
Category: Humor
Description: Find out if you are part of the cancer killing /b/.
Keywords: 4chan /b/ Newfag Cancer Killing wat Desu Yotsuba AIDS Fail
Around blacks,
NEVER RELAX
never have chicken
shake their hands
tip your hat
What is 4chan.js?
A program to optimize your 4chan browsing experience
Cancer
Chemo
A javascript
What is this goddamned new-fangled technology contraption?
A hugbox
An Internet Hate Machine
My bed
What are rules 1 and 2 of /b/?
Do not talk about /b/, do NOT talk about /b/!
No CP, no impersonating moot.
No racial slurs, no porn.
What the fuck, /b/ doesnt have rules.
7chan is down again. Who do you blame?
tee
h
moot
Who goes to 7chan?
Why do they call it an Xbox 360?
Because it runs circles around the PS3.
Because when you see it, youll turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Because you will return 360 of them to Microsoft.
Because you will buy 360 copies of Halo 3 cause its the best game ever.
What IRC server does moot idle on?
irc.rizon.net
irc.dal.net
IRC is stupid. Go away.
IRC sucks, Im on Telnet.
What is your ideal object of affection?
A hot 16 year old jailbait.
A feminine 14 year old boy.
A 42 year old furry.
Chin-Chan
PATRICK? THIS IS:
Beowulf
The Krusty Krab
SPARTA!
MADNESS!
What are you on the Kinsey Scale?
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
X
Who are you in this thread?
Anonymous
The OP
The Anon /r/ing gay porn.
The Anon /r/ing gay snowflake porn.
The guy saying fuck snowflakes.
What is the name of this jolly fellow?
Grinman
Cockmongler
I dunno but he looks pretty happy.
Moot
Do u liek me?
Yes
No
What are you?
OH MY GOD A SHINY MUDKIP FUCK WHERE IS MY POKE BALL?
Which of these is not a meme?
Duckroll
Bring back Snacks!
Milhouse
Milhouse is not a meme
Cut or uncut?
Cut
Uncut
Fuck you
What day occurs on Friday?
Furry Friday
Faggot Friday
Futa Friday
Caturday
Tracey is wrong. Use an example to show that Tracey is wrong.
Shes a woman.
She forgot to divide by zero
You cant find the square root of 8
sqrt(6) + sqrt(14)
What did Terri Schiavo say to W.T. Snacks?
hi my name is terri im very random xD
Sup?
What does CP stand for?
Child Porn
Cheese Pizza
Cream Pie
Captain Picard
What did you think of 25M get?
It was epic lulz!!
It was fucking stupid.
26.1M get was better.
Am I late for 25M Get?
What is the most disgusting thing on the internet?
The Pain Series
Kids in a Sandbox
Tubgirl
Furries
Who's that Pokemon?
Slowpoke
Magikarp
Seaking
Agumon
Eevee
What do you call this?
F40PH
A train
A locomotive
The failtrain
How do I sign up for a 4chan Gold Account?
WTF 4chan gold account there's no such thing you n00b.
Why do you want a gold account anyways? DragonForce accounts are better.
Gold accounts are stupid Im leaving 4chan fuck you guys.
Go to http://img.4chan.org/gold/signup.php.
Does Epic Fail Guy fail?
Yes
No
I think that is Epic Win Guy.
Madagascar, do you spread to it motherfucker?
Yes
No
Only if I use Heat 1 resistance
Only if I am airborne
What is the only valid reason to give up your girlfriend?
A shiny pidgey
A cute older male life partner
Emiry
Your mother
What is your favorite OS?
Windows XP
Windows Vista
Linux
Windows ME
Mac OS X
How many questions does this test have?
Too many
At least 100
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
42
How young is too young?
18
12
7
2
Zygote
What's too young?
Has this test offended you?
Yes
No
What is this?
The Cancer Killing /b/
A really hot chick.
Someone really fucking ugly.
A camwhore.
YOUR MOM
Why did you fail Dragonforce?
Because I dont play Guitar Hero, its for fags.
I havent learned how to tap the intro yet.
Because Dragonforce is the hardest metal known to man.
I was busy banging my girlfriend.
What is the appropriate reaction to this image?
sage in the e-mail field.
sage in EVERY field.
facepalm.jpg
A YOUNG BOY
What is moot's real name?
Christopher Poole
m♥♥t
moot
Is it ever Lupus?
Yes
No
What is Stoop Kid afraid of?
Niggers
Leaving his stoop
Angry Video Game Nerd
Jeff Gerstman
Did you just lose the game?
FUCK YOU
Which of these items will best protect you from Anonymous?
A dog
Seven proxies
Norton
A rainbow petpet paint brush
What game is this?
Contra
Battletoads
Grand Theft Auto
Pokemon
What must one do before Shooping their Whoop?
Charge their lazor
Grow an afro
Yiff
Push the big red button
When is it gay?
Only if balls touch.
It's not.
When pooper is stuck with cock.
Comments
it says i'm a oldfag, not true, i'm just a midfag
/r/ Rule 34 on tests....
this fucking fails, I'm not an oldfag
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easiest test ever.
i just shit in my back yard. It was a better test than this.
worst
test
ever
Woo my results is oldfag.
yeeeah immah oldfag
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