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Test: Are You A Newfag?

Category: Humor

Description: Find out if you are part of the cancer killing /b/.

Keywords: 4chan /b/ Newfag Cancer Killing wat Desu Yotsuba AIDS Fail

Relevant Website: http://4chan.org/

Why did you fail Dragonforce?

Because I dont play Guitar Hero, its for fags. I havent learned how to tap the intro yet. Because Dragonforce is the hardest metal known to man. I was busy banging my girlfriend.

What did Terri Schiavo say to W.T. Snacks?

hi my name is terri im very random xD Sup?

Is it ever Lupus?

Yes No

What is 4chan.js?

A program to optimize your 4chan browsing experience Cancer Chemo A javascript

Which of these is not a meme?

Duckroll Bring back Snacks! Milhouse Milhouse is not a meme

How do I sign up for a 4chan Gold Account?

WTF 4chan gold account there's no such thing you n00b. Why do you want a gold account anyways? DragonForce accounts are better. Gold accounts are stupid Im leaving 4chan fuck you guys. Go to http://img.4chan.org/gold/signup.php.

Around blacks,

NEVER RELAX never have chicken shake their hands tip your hat

What does CP stand for?

Child Porn Cheese Pizza Cream Pie Captain Picard

What is the only valid reason to give up your girlfriend?

A shiny pidgey A cute older male life partner Emiry Your mother

What IRC server does moot idle on?

irc.rizon.net irc.dal.net IRC is stupid. Go away. IRC sucks, Im on Telnet.

Cut or uncut?

Cut Uncut Fuck you

Madagascar, do you spread to it motherfucker?

Yes No Only if I use Heat 1 resistance Only if I am airborne

What is moot's real name?

Christopher Poole m♥♥t moot

What is this?

The Cancer Killing /b/ A really hot chick. Someone really fucking ugly. A camwhore. YOUR MOM

What is this goddamned new-fangled technology contraption?

A hugbox An Internet Hate Machine My bed

Has this test offended you?

Yes No

Why do they call it an Xbox 360?

Because it runs circles around the PS3. Because when you see it, youll turn 360 degrees and walk away. Because you will return 360 of them to Microsoft. Because you will buy 360 copies of Halo 3 cause its the best game ever.

PATRICK? THIS IS:

Beowulf The Krusty Krab SPARTA! MADNESS!

What are rules 1 and 2 of /b/?

Do not talk about /b/, do NOT talk about /b/! No CP, no impersonating moot. No racial slurs, no porn. What the fuck, /b/ doesnt have rules.

Did you just lose the game?

FUCK YOU

What game is this?

Contra Battletoads Grand Theft Auto Pokemon

What day occurs on Friday?

Furry Friday Faggot Friday Futa Friday Caturday

When is it gay?

Only if balls touch. It's not. When pooper is stuck with cock.

Who's that Pokemon?

Slowpoke Magikarp Seaking Agumon Eevee

What must one do before Shooping their Whoop?

Charge their lazor Grow an afro Yiff Push the big red button

How many questions does this test have?

Too many At least 100 OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND 42

What is the appropriate reaction to this image?

sage in the e-mail field. sage in EVERY field. facepalm.jpg A YOUNG BOY

How young is too young?

18 12 7 2 Zygote What's too young?

What is your ideal object of affection?

A hot 16 year old jailbait. A feminine 14 year old boy. A 42 year old furry. Chin-Chan

What did you think of 25M get?

It was epic lulz!! It was fucking stupid. 26.1M get was better. Am I late for 25M Get?

Who are you in this thread?

Anonymous The OP The Anon /r/ing gay porn. The Anon /r/ing gay snowflake porn. The guy saying fuck snowflakes.

7chan is down again. Who do you blame?

tee h moot Who goes to 7chan?

What is the most disgusting thing on the internet?

The Pain Series Kids in a Sandbox Tubgirl Furries

What are you on the Kinsey Scale?

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 X

What is Stoop Kid afraid of?

Niggers Leaving his stoop Angry Video Game Nerd Jeff Gerstman

What is the name of this jolly fellow?

Grinman Cockmongler I dunno but he looks pretty happy. Moot

What do you call this?

F40PH A train A locomotive The failtrain

Does Epic Fail Guy fail?

Yes No I think that is Epic Win Guy.

What is your favorite OS?

Windows XP Windows Vista Linux Windows ME Mac OS X

Which of these items will best protect you from Anonymous?

A dog Seven proxies Norton A rainbow petpet paint brush

Tracey is wrong. Use an example to show that Tracey is wrong.

Shes a woman. She forgot to divide by zero You cant find the square root of 8 sqrt(6) + sqrt(14)

Do u liek me?

Yes No What are you? OH MY GOD A SHINY MUDKIP FUCK WHERE IS MY POKE BALL?

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