Test: The Gay Test

Category: Humor

Description: The All New & Greatly Improved Test To Determine How Gay You Are!

Keywords:

PC or Mac?

PC Mac I'm computer illiterate

In American Football, how many points is a field goal worth?

2 3 6 7

Look at your fingernails. Was the palm of your hand facing away from you?

Yes No

Have you ever mistakenly checked out another guy (fooled by well groomed long hair from a distance)?

Yes No

Which one of the following superheroes do you like the most?

Superman Spiderman Batman The Incredible Hulk

If you have to take a dump do you refuse to use a public restroom?

Yes No

No matter how disturbed you were, have you ever had a sexual dream about another man?

Yes No

If you have a wedding band, does it have any diamonds or emeralds in it?

Yes No Don't have one

Sweater-vests are:

Not for me Fashionable

Assuming that you have the choice, in a video game, do you select a male or a female character?

Male Female

What are these?

Pawns for playing chess Othello game pieces Door stoppers A set of special plugs

If everyone was required to speak just one language, what would your vote be?

German French Italian English Spanish

If you've got a name like Steven, David or Michael, do you prefer to go by your formal name?

Yes (Steven, David, Michael, etc) No (Steve, Dave, Mike) My name doesn't work that way

Do you have any magazine subscriptions that frequently have men featured on the cover without a shirt? (Fitness magazines, body building, etc)

Yes No

Do you make an effort to eat organic food?

Yes No

Select the following occupations that you have held:

Nurse Flight Attendant Office Manager Elementary School Teacher Hair Stylist None of these

Do you typically wear any jewelry besides a watch or a wedding band?

Yes No

Have you ever worn "crocs"?

Yes No

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Cats Dogs

Do you own, or have you ever owned, a Mazda Miata, VW Beetle, VW Cabrio or any Volvo automobile?

Yes No

If you were a woman, the best part would be:

The dating scene Having boobs Shopping Having truly platonic girlfriends

Growing up, the discipline was handed out by your ____________.

Mother Father I was raised by my mother

What is this:

A Bottle Opener A Chuck Key A Gear Drill An Allen Wrench

Have you ever been accused of being homophobic?

Yes No

When you go to the gym, how long are you there?

More than 2 hours Between 1-2 hours Less than 1 hour I don't go to the gym

Do you take care of your cuticles? Or have you ever had your nails done?

Yes No

Look at your watch, does it have a square face?

Yes No I'm not wearing a watch right now I don't even own a watch

Have you ever had your hair highlighted or died?

Yes No

What is depicted in the following illustration?

A hole drill A depth-finder transducer A rotary hole punch A chamfer router bit

Not counting your face or pubes, have you ever shaved any part of your body? (arms, legs, chest..)

Yes No

What is the name of the tool in the image below?

Allen wrench Torque wrench Left-handed wrench Adjustable wrench

Is this the first time you've taken a test to tell you if you are gay?

Yes No

What type of fish is this?

A largemouth bass A brown trout An Atlantic salmon A snook

Do you drink straight from the glass or do you prefer using a straw?

From a straw From the glass

Do you have a subscription to "Men's Health?"

Yes No

Have you ever been, or are you currently, a vegetarian?

Yes No

The sport I like the most is:

Wrestling Football Soccer Ice Hockey

Most of my friends are women.

True False

If you had to choose between beer or wine, what would it be?

Beer Wine

The best Star Trek series was:

Star Trek (The Original Series) The Next Generation Voyager Enterprise Deep Space Nine I was never into Star Trek

Have you ever had your eye brows plucked, waxed, trimmed or shaved?

Yes No

This power tool is a:

Jigsaw Sawzall Planer Band Saw Hacksaw

Comments

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Test: The Gay Test

Category: Humor

Description: The All New & Greatly Improved Test To Determine How Gay You Are!

Keywords:

PC or Mac?

In American Football, how many points is a field goal worth?

Look at your fingernails. Was the palm of your hand facing away from you?

Have you ever mistakenly checked out another guy (fooled by well groomed long hair from a distance)?

Which one of the following superheroes do you like the most?

If you have to take a dump do you refuse to use a public restroom?

No matter how disturbed you were, have you ever had a sexual dream about another man?

If you have a wedding band, does it have any diamonds or emeralds in it?

Sweater-vests are:

Assuming that you have the choice, in a video game, do you select a male or a female character?

What are these?

If everyone was required to speak just one language, what would your vote be?

If you've got a name like Steven, David or Michael, do you prefer to go by your formal name?

Do you have any magazine subscriptions that frequently have men featured on the cover without a shirt? (Fitness magazines, body building, etc)

Do you make an effort to eat organic food?

Select the following occupations that you have held:

Do you typically wear any jewelry besides a watch or a wedding band?

Have you ever worn "crocs"?

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Do you own, or have you ever owned, a Mazda Miata, VW Beetle, VW Cabrio or any Volvo automobile?

If you were a woman, the best part would be:

Growing up, the discipline was handed out by your ____________.

What is this:

Have you ever been accused of being homophobic?

When you go to the gym, how long are you there?

Do you take care of your cuticles? Or have you ever had your nails done?

Look at your watch, does it have a square face?

Have you ever had your hair highlighted or died?

What is depicted in the following illustration?

Not counting your face or pubes, have you ever shaved any part of your body? (arms, legs, chest..)

What is the name of the tool in the image below?

Is this the first time you've taken a test to tell you if you are gay?

What type of fish is this?

Do you drink straight from the glass or do you prefer using a straw?

Do you have a subscription to "Men's Health?"

Have you ever been, or are you currently, a vegetarian?

The sport I like the most is:

Most of my friends are women.

If you had to choose between beer or wine, what would it be?

The best Star Trek series was:

Have you ever had your eye brows plucked, waxed, trimmed or shaved?

This power tool is a:

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