Test: The Gay Test

Category: Humor

Description: The All New & Greatly Improved Test To Determine How Gay You Are!

Keywords:

Have you ever worn "crocs"?

Yes No

Most of my friends are women.

True False

Have you ever mistakenly checked out another guy (fooled by well groomed long hair from a distance)?

Yes No

What is the name of the tool in the image below?

Allen wrench Torque wrench Left-handed wrench Adjustable wrench

Select the following occupations that you have held:

Nurse Flight Attendant Office Manager Elementary School Teacher Hair Stylist None of these

If everyone was required to speak just one language, what would your vote be?

German French Italian English Spanish

When you go to the gym, how long are you there?

More than 2 hours Between 1-2 hours Less than 1 hour I don't go to the gym

Which one of the following superheroes do you like the most?

Superman Spiderman Batman The Incredible Hulk

Do you take care of your cuticles? Or have you ever had your nails done?

Yes No

In American Football, how many points is a field goal worth?

2 3 6 7

Have you ever been accused of being homophobic?

Yes No

Do you drink straight from the glass or do you prefer using a straw?

From a straw From the glass

Do you own, or have you ever owned, a Mazda Miata, VW Beetle, VW Cabrio or any Volvo automobile?

Yes No

If you had to choose between beer or wine, what would it be?

Beer Wine

What is depicted in the following illustration?

A hole drill A depth-finder transducer A rotary hole punch A chamfer router bit

Assuming that you have the choice, in a video game, do you select a male or a female character?

Male Female

The sport I like the most is:

Wrestling Football Soccer Ice Hockey

Sweater-vests are:

Not for me Fashionable

The best Star Trek series was:

Star Trek (The Original Series) The Next Generation Voyager Enterprise Deep Space Nine I was never into Star Trek

Do you typically wear any jewelry besides a watch or a wedding band?

Yes No

PC or Mac?

PC Mac I'm computer illiterate

Do you have a subscription to "Men's Health?"

Yes No

If you have to take a dump do you refuse to use a public restroom?

Yes No

If you have a wedding band, does it have any diamonds or emeralds in it?

Yes No Don't have one

Do you make an effort to eat organic food?

Yes No

This power tool is a:

Jigsaw Sawzall Planer Band Saw Hacksaw

Do you have any magazine subscriptions that frequently have men featured on the cover without a shirt? (Fitness magazines, body building, etc)

Yes No

Have you ever had your eye brows plucked, waxed, trimmed or shaved?

Yes No

What is this:

A Bottle Opener A Chuck Key A Gear Drill An Allen Wrench

Growing up, the discipline was handed out by your ____________.

Mother Father I was raised by my mother

No matter how disturbed you were, have you ever had a sexual dream about another man?

Yes No

Look at your fingernails. Was the palm of your hand facing away from you?

Yes No

Look at your watch, does it have a square face?

Yes No I'm not wearing a watch right now I don't even own a watch

What type of fish is this?

A largemouth bass A brown trout An Atlantic salmon A snook

If you were a woman, the best part would be:

The dating scene Having boobs Shopping Having truly platonic girlfriends

What are these?

Pawns for playing chess Othello game pieces Door stoppers A set of special plugs

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Cats Dogs

Have you ever been, or are you currently, a vegetarian?

Yes No

Not counting your face or pubes, have you ever shaved any part of your body? (arms, legs, chest..)

Yes No

Have you ever had your hair highlighted or died?

Yes No

Is this the first time you've taken a test to tell you if you are gay?

Yes No

If you've got a name like Steven, David or Michael, do you prefer to go by your formal name?

Yes (Steven, David, Michael, etc) No (Steve, Dave, Mike) My name doesn't work that way

Comments

i am mexican =) u are a fagg the guy that was the second before me U R TEH FAG!!!!! THAT GUYS FUCKING HARSH AS HELL! Y DO U HATE GAYS U HOMOPHOBE! also YAY! Straight!XD yeh the fuck right! I'm off to suk off my BOIFREND! 100% Straight just me lool all dem gayz Go kill yourself loooool all the straights dont touch anova man!!!! FAGS ARE GAYS. If u get GAY on this test... then ur a fag and should suk cock and kill yourself. haha, im 100% gay and i got straight >.< Straight my ass... there's something wrong with this thing. yeah im str8 hahahahaha.... Straight :) LOL, said i was str8 too... ya thts a good test like yea!!! im straight! rainbows! ;p it told me i was straight and trust me i really aint. im not butch im totally camp lol you only didnt like it because you know you are gay bobafett u all like men i love whoever made this quize Not my favorite test. I didn't like it. :( That was a weird test It was ok

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Test: The Gay Test

Category: Humor

Description: The All New & Greatly Improved Test To Determine How Gay You Are!

Keywords:

Have you ever worn "crocs"?

Most of my friends are women.

Have you ever mistakenly checked out another guy (fooled by well groomed long hair from a distance)?

What is the name of the tool in the image below?

Select the following occupations that you have held:

If everyone was required to speak just one language, what would your vote be?

When you go to the gym, how long are you there?

Which one of the following superheroes do you like the most?

Do you take care of your cuticles? Or have you ever had your nails done?

In American Football, how many points is a field goal worth?

Have you ever been accused of being homophobic?

Do you drink straight from the glass or do you prefer using a straw?

Do you own, or have you ever owned, a Mazda Miata, VW Beetle, VW Cabrio or any Volvo automobile?

If you had to choose between beer or wine, what would it be?

What is depicted in the following illustration?

Assuming that you have the choice, in a video game, do you select a male or a female character?

The sport I like the most is:

Sweater-vests are:

The best Star Trek series was:

Do you typically wear any jewelry besides a watch or a wedding band?

PC or Mac?

Do you have a subscription to "Men's Health?"

If you have to take a dump do you refuse to use a public restroom?

If you have a wedding band, does it have any diamonds or emeralds in it?

Do you make an effort to eat organic food?

This power tool is a:

Do you have any magazine subscriptions that frequently have men featured on the cover without a shirt? (Fitness magazines, body building, etc)

Have you ever had your eye brows plucked, waxed, trimmed or shaved?

What is this:

Growing up, the discipline was handed out by your ____________.

No matter how disturbed you were, have you ever had a sexual dream about another man?

Look at your fingernails. Was the palm of your hand facing away from you?

Look at your watch, does it have a square face?

What type of fish is this?

If you were a woman, the best part would be:

What are these?

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Have you ever been, or are you currently, a vegetarian?

Not counting your face or pubes, have you ever shaved any part of your body? (arms, legs, chest..)

Have you ever had your hair highlighted or died?

Is this the first time you've taken a test to tell you if you are gay?

If you've got a name like Steven, David or Michael, do you prefer to go by your formal name?

Comments

Gay

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