Test: The Gay Test
Category: Humor
Description: The All New & Greatly Improved Test To Determine How Gay You Are!
Keywords:
The sport I like the most is:
Wrestling
Football
Soccer
Ice Hockey
Do you take care of your cuticles? Or have you ever had your nails done?
Yes
No
What is this:
A Bottle Opener
A Chuck Key
A Gear Drill
An Allen Wrench
Have you ever had your eye brows plucked, waxed, trimmed or shaved?
Yes
No
Have you ever been accused of being homophobic?
Yes
No
What is the name of the tool in the image below?
Allen wrench
Torque wrench
Left-handed wrench
Adjustable wrench
The best Star Trek series was:
Star Trek (The Original Series)
The Next Generation
Voyager
Enterprise
Deep Space Nine
I was never into Star Trek
Have you ever had your hair highlighted or died?
Yes
No
What type of fish is this?
A largemouth bass
A brown trout
An Atlantic salmon
A snook
What are these?
Pawns for playing chess
Othello game pieces
Door stoppers
A set of special plugs
Assuming that you have the choice, in a video game, do you select a male or a female character?
Male
Female
When you go to the gym, how long are you there?
More than 2 hours
Between 1-2 hours
Less than 1 hour
I don't go to the gym
Select the following occupations that you have held:
Nurse
Flight Attendant
Office Manager
Elementary School Teacher
Hair Stylist
None of these
Is this the first time you've taken a test to tell you if you are gay?
Yes
No
Do you have a subscription to "Men's Health?"
Yes
No
Most of my friends are women.
True
False
If you have a wedding band, does it have any diamonds or emeralds in it?
Yes
No
Don't have one
Have you ever been, or are you currently, a vegetarian?
Yes
No
PC or Mac?
PC
Mac
I'm computer illiterate
Sweater-vests are:
Not for me
Fashionable
Do you typically wear any jewelry besides a watch or a wedding band?
Yes
No
In American Football, how many points is a <b>field goal</b> worth?
2
3
6
7
Do you own, or have you ever owned, a Mazda Miata, VW Beetle, VW Cabrio or any Volvo automobile?
Yes
No
Have you ever mistakenly checked out another guy (fooled by well groomed long hair from a distance)?
Yes
No
Not counting your face or pubes, have you ever shaved any part of your body? (arms, legs, chest..)
Yes
No
If you've got a name like Steven, David or Michael, do you prefer to go by your formal name?
Yes (Steven, David, Michael, etc)
No (Steve, Dave, Mike)
My name doesn't work that way
Do you have any magazine subscriptions that frequently have men featured on the cover without a shirt? (Fitness magazines, body building, etc)
Yes
No
This power tool is a:
Jigsaw
Sawzall
Planer
Band Saw
Hacksaw
If you were a woman, the best part would be:
The dating scene
Having boobs
Shopping
Having truly platonic girlfriends
If you have to take a dump do you refuse to use a public restroom?
Yes
No
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Cats
Dogs
What is depicted in the following illustration?
A hole drill
A depth-finder transducer
A rotary hole punch
A chamfer router bit
If everyone was required to speak just one language, what would your vote be?
German
French
Italian
English
Spanish
No matter how disturbed you were, have you ever had a sexual dream about another man?
Yes
No
If you had to choose between beer or wine, what would it be?
Beer
Wine
Look at your fingernails. Was the palm of your hand facing away from you?
Yes
No
Do you make an effort to eat organic food?
Yes
No
Look at your watch, does it have a square face?
Yes
No
I'm not wearing a watch right now
I don't even own a watch
Which one of the following superheroes do you like the most?
Superman
Spiderman
Batman
The Incredible Hulk
Growing up, the discipline was handed out by your ____________.
Mother
Father
I was raised by my mother
Have you ever worn "crocs"?
Yes
No
Do you drink straight from the glass or do you prefer using a straw?
From a straw
From the glass
Comments
I'm German and gay.Too bad the test disagrees;-) Maybe if I were a man I'd be straight? but nah..I love sweater vests too much..clearly that might pose a problem.
DONT READ THIS PLZ DONT READ IT DONT READ IT PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
I read that comment for the first time three weeks ago.
Epic fail... I'm 100% gay and the test has just informed me that I am straight. My mother will be so happy...
If you get 'straight,' it is official evidence that you paid attention during Carpentry class.
Didn't work for me...I know I'm gay I just did it for fun...
xSEND THIS TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MIN.
i axouly got kissed second period on friday
it does really work
DONT READ THIS PLZ DONT READ IT DONT READ IT PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
lmfao this test fails
This test is stereotypical, and homophobic.
Asking about shoes has nothing to do with someones sexuality.
i like guys when they got nude i always wanted to experience to have a b.f i like guys whose very handsome, indeed in have a cute eyes
i am a bi teenager and it said that i was strate.
I hope I hope I hope itr says I'm gaya
yay! ^_^ i finly no im gay :)
I have to laugh. I'm a woman, I guessed on all the tools, said I like sweatervests and go by my full name... it said I was straight (for a guy, I'd assume). Makes me wonder if the test ever calls someone gay. :)
Yeah... Fail... I'm gay, but I guess since I knew the fish, and the tools, that carried more weight than dreaming about guys...
haha, this test is as awesome as the dumb tests by ipiranna... and no, i'm not gay!
LOL. I am as gay as they come and his thing told me I was straight. Guess because I knew all the tools.
it is me hope parpart and why dont they have like a Are You Lesbian quiz because you know i am a lesbo and keep this a secret i umm kind had sex with my friends with our clothes on in fifth grade and um i pulled down her pants when she was sleeping and liked her croch and it tasted great then i bit her nipples and i have sex with my mom's emergancy candles!!! well bye bye
This seems to test for the stereotype gay. I'm gay but I got straight.
im pretty sure im gay 2 but nope straight again this test must just be for those straight guys who think they can rule the world with their homophobia
I am not straight but it certified me as a straight! And I claimed that I do dream about men! Wow, This must be the test that all of you Straight Metros are using to claim your heterosexuality, bigots.
I got straight and I'm gay as can be.
it said i'm straight....but i'm a girl...i thought this test went both ways but apparently....
i am mexican =) u are a fagg
100% Straight just me lool all dem gayz Go kill yourself loooool
all the straights dont touch anova man!!!!
haha, im 100% gay and i got straight >.<
Straight my ass... there's something wrong with this thing.
yeah im str8
hahahahaha.... Straight :)
LOL, said i was str8 too...
ya thts a good test
like yea!!! im straight! rainbows! ;p
it told me i was straight and trust me i really aint. im not butch im totally camp lol
you only didnt like it because you know you are gay bobafett
u all like men
i love whoever made this quize
Not my favorite test. I didn't like it.
:(
That was a weird test
It was ok
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