Test: The Awesome Quiz

Category: Humor

Description: The quiz to take if you are REALLY bored.

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Okay, bye!

Bye. See ya! I've got nothing to say to you. *drool*

Are you starting to wonder why you are still taking this quiz?

Yeah, kinda. I wonder about lots of things...like why I found my cat in the freezer this morning... Not really. I've got nothing better to do. Yes. This is really dumb.

How bored are you if you're taking this dumb quiz?

REALLY bored. I am so bored there isn't enough words on Earth to describe it. Because pickles are purple. Hello? Are you evening listening to me? I DON'T THINK IT'S DUMB!!!!

Bye everyone!

...bye. Bye again! Good riddance. Elmo!

Ready to quit?

I've been ready since the first question. DON'T LEAVE ME!! Yeah, my cat just found the stash of catnip. Yep.

Okay now for some real questions: Who is the most awesomest person in the world?

You!!!! Anyone but you. Dora the explorer...hic! How is this a real question?

If you were stranded on an island, what one item would you bring?

Finaly, a descent question! Water. Water, My furnished house. HA! 7

Do you think you can pass this quiz?

Yes, I am a genius. If the questions stay this easy. No, I'm really dumb. I like chicken!! What was the question again??

Okay one more question: Are you planning on telling your friends about this quiz?

Yeah, to tell them how dumb it is! I guess so, so need something to do when they are bored to. Yes, I have him on speed dial. What friends? Why else do you think I am taking this dumb quiz?

Why do you think this quiz is dumb?

Because none of these questions have real answers! Your an idiot. It just is. Wait-I said it wasn't dumb!

Have a nice day!

Thanks....now go away. I GET IT!!! NOW BYE! Jinxy! Get away from that! 5%

If this is so dumb, why are you still taking it?

Because I'm bored out of my mind. Just to see how dumb it is. *chomp* I Looooove cereal! I said it WASN'T dumb!!!!!

See ya later!

Alright!!! Hic! ... ?!?!

Do you find this quiz moderately dumb or extremely dumb?

Moderately. I've seen worse. Extremely. I want questions that aren't about this quiz! Yes, I'm extremely dumb...wait, what? Fine. I give up. You win. It's dumb. Happy?

Is this quiz dumb?

Yes No

What if I told you I have like 47 more questions?

I...Uhh...Seriously? Then I will come and murder you with a chainsaw! Cool! Monkeys like Elvis Presley?.....hic!

Which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg. Yummy. The chicken. I dunno why. How am I supposed to know? This is dumb. Oh look, a nickel! Shiny!

Just adding this one so it makes 20 questions...Bye.

! ! ! Hic!

Is your IQ higher than 60?

DUH! It takes an idiot to be below that! Yes...61... I dunno, I can't count higher than eleventeen. Yep. 155!

How many more questions like this can you take?

None! Blue! -5 Infinite.

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