Test: The Awesome Quiz

Category: Humor

Description: The quiz to take if you are REALLY bored.

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Is this quiz dumb?

Yes No

How bored are you if you're taking this dumb quiz?

REALLY bored. I am so bored there isn't enough words on Earth to describe it. Because pickles are purple. Hello? Are you evening listening to me? I DON'T THINK IT'S DUMB!!!!

Is your IQ higher than 60?

DUH! It takes an idiot to be below that! Yes...61... I dunno, I can't count higher than eleventeen. Yep. 155!

Do you find this quiz moderately dumb or extremely dumb?

Moderately. I've seen worse. Extremely. I want questions that aren't about this quiz! Yes, I'm extremely dumb...wait, what? Fine. I give up. You win. It's dumb. Happy?

Bye everyone!

...bye. Bye again! Good riddance. Elmo!

Okay, bye!

Bye. See ya! I've got nothing to say to you. *drool*

Do you think you can pass this quiz?

Yes, I am a genius. If the questions stay this easy. No, I'm really dumb. I like chicken!! What was the question again??

If you were stranded on an island, what one item would you bring?

Finaly, a descent question! Water. Water, My furnished house. HA! 7

Why do you think this quiz is dumb?

Because none of these questions have real answers! Your an idiot. It just is. Wait-I said it wasn't dumb!

Which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg. Yummy. The chicken. I dunno why. How am I supposed to know? This is dumb. Oh look, a nickel! Shiny!

What if I told you I have like 47 more questions?

I...Uhh...Seriously? Then I will come and murder you with a chainsaw! Cool! Monkeys like Elvis Presley?.....hic!

If this is so dumb, why are you still taking it?

Because I'm bored out of my mind. Just to see how dumb it is. *chomp* I Looooove cereal! I said it WASN'T dumb!!!!!

Okay now for some real questions: Who is the most awesomest person in the world?

You!!!! Anyone but you. Dora the explorer...hic! How is this a real question?

Have a nice day!

Thanks....now go away. I GET IT!!! NOW BYE! Jinxy! Get away from that! 5%

Are you starting to wonder why you are still taking this quiz?

Yeah, kinda. I wonder about lots of things...like why I found my cat in the freezer this morning... Not really. I've got nothing better to do. Yes. This is really dumb.

Okay one more question: Are you planning on telling your friends about this quiz?

Yeah, to tell them how dumb it is! I guess so, so need something to do when they are bored to. Yes, I have him on speed dial. What friends? Why else do you think I am taking this dumb quiz?

See ya later!

Alright!!! Hic! ... ?!?!

Just adding this one so it makes 20 questions...Bye.

! ! ! Hic!

How many more questions like this can you take?

None! Blue! -5 Infinite.

Ready to quit?

I've been ready since the first question. DON'T LEAVE ME!! Yeah, my cat just found the stash of catnip. Yep.

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