Test: The Gay Test

Category: Humor

Description: The All New & Greatly Improved Test To Determine How Gay You Are!

Keywords:

What type of fish is this?

A largemouth bass A brown trout An Atlantic salmon A snook

Have you ever had your eye brows plucked, waxed, trimmed or shaved?

Yes No

Select the following occupations that you have held:

Nurse Flight Attendant Office Manager Elementary School Teacher Hair Stylist None of these

Do you own, or have you ever owned, a Mazda Miata, VW Beetle, VW Cabrio or any Volvo automobile?

Yes No

PC or Mac?

PC Mac I'm computer illiterate

Have you ever been, or are you currently, a vegetarian?

Yes No

If you have to take a dump do you refuse to use a public restroom?

Yes No

Have you ever worn "crocs"?

Yes No

Do you make an effort to eat organic food?

Yes No

Sweater-vests are:

Not for me Fashionable

Have you ever mistakenly checked out another guy (fooled by well groomed long hair from a distance)?

Yes No

Most of my friends are women.

True False

What is depicted in the following illustration?

A hole drill A depth-finder transducer A rotary hole punch A chamfer router bit

Which one of the following superheroes do you like the most?

Superman Spiderman Batman The Incredible Hulk

Look at your watch, does it have a square face?

Yes No I'm not wearing a watch right now I don't even own a watch

The sport I like the most is:

Wrestling Football Soccer Ice Hockey

When you go to the gym, how long are you there?

More than 2 hours Between 1-2 hours Less than 1 hour I don't go to the gym

If you were a woman, the best part would be:

The dating scene Having boobs Shopping Having truly platonic girlfriends

What is this:

A Bottle Opener A Chuck Key A Gear Drill An Allen Wrench

If you had to choose between beer or wine, what would it be?

Beer Wine

Look at your fingernails. Was the palm of your hand facing away from you?

Yes No

Growing up, the discipline was handed out by your ____________.

Mother Father I was raised by my mother

What are these?

Pawns for playing chess Othello game pieces Door stoppers A set of special plugs

Is this the first time you've taken a test to tell you if you are gay?

Yes No

Do you take care of your cuticles? Or have you ever had your nails done?

Yes No

What is the name of the tool in the image below?

Allen wrench Torque wrench Left-handed wrench Adjustable wrench

Have you ever been accused of being homophobic?

Yes No

Assuming that you have the choice, in a video game, do you select a male or a female character?

Male Female

Not counting your face or pubes, have you ever shaved any part of your body? (arms, legs, chest..)

Yes No

If you have a wedding band, does it have any diamonds or emeralds in it?

Yes No Don't have one

This power tool is a:

Jigsaw Sawzall Planer Band Saw Hacksaw

Have you ever had your hair highlighted or died?

Yes No

Do you have a subscription to "Men's Health?"

Yes No

If you've got a name like Steven, David or Michael, do you prefer to go by your formal name?

Yes (Steven, David, Michael, etc) No (Steve, Dave, Mike) My name doesn't work that way

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Cats Dogs

The best Star Trek series was:

Star Trek (The Original Series) The Next Generation Voyager Enterprise Deep Space Nine I was never into Star Trek

If everyone was required to speak just one language, what would your vote be?

German French Italian English Spanish

Do you typically wear any jewelry besides a watch or a wedding band?

Yes No

Do you have any magazine subscriptions that frequently have men featured on the cover without a shirt? (Fitness magazines, body building, etc)

Yes No

In American Football, how many points is a <b>field goal</b> worth?

2 3 6 7

No matter how disturbed you were, have you ever had a sexual dream about another man?

Yes No

Do you drink straight from the glass or do you prefer using a straw?

From a straw From the glass

Comments

lmfao this test fails This test is stereotypical, and homophobic. Asking about shoes has nothing to do with someones sexuality. i like guys when they got nude i always wanted to experience to have a b.f i like guys whose very handsome, indeed in have a cute eyes i am a bi teenager and it said that i was strate. I hope I hope I hope itr says I'm gaya yay! ^_^ i finly no im gay :) I have to laugh. I'm a woman, I guessed on all the tools, said I like sweatervests and go by my full name... it said I was straight (for a guy, I'd assume). Makes me wonder if the test ever calls someone gay. :) Yeah... Fail... I'm gay, but I guess since I knew the fish, and the tools, that carried more weight than dreaming about guys... haha, this test is as awesome as the dumb tests by ipiranna... and no, i'm not gay! LOL. I am as gay as they come and his thing told me I was straight. Guess because I knew all the tools. it is me hope parpart and why dont they have like a Are You Lesbian quiz because you know i am a lesbo and keep this a secret i umm kind had sex with my friends with our clothes on in fifth grade and um i pulled down her pants when she was sleeping and liked her croch and it tasted great then i bit her nipples and i have sex with my mom's emergancy candles!!! well bye bye This seems to test for the stereotype gay. I'm gay but I got straight. im pretty sure im gay 2 but nope straight again this test must just be for those straight guys who think they can rule the world with their homophobia I am not straight but it certified me as a straight! And I claimed that I do dream about men! Wow, This must be the test that all of you Straight Metros are using to claim your heterosexuality, bigots. I got straight and I'm gay as can be. it said i'm straight....but i'm a girl...i thought this test went both ways but apparently.... i am mexican =) u are a fagg 100% Straight just me lool all dem gayz Go kill yourself loooool all the straights dont touch anova man!!!! haha, im 100% gay and i got straight >.< Straight my ass... there's something wrong with this thing. yeah im str8 hahahahaha.... Straight :) LOL, said i was str8 too... ya thts a good test like yea!!! im straight! rainbows! ;p it told me i was straight and trust me i really aint. im not butch im totally camp lol you only didnt like it because you know you are gay bobafett u all like men i love whoever made this quize Not my favorite test. I didn't like it. :( That was a weird test It was ok

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Test: The Gay Test

Category: Humor

Description: The All New & Greatly Improved Test To Determine How Gay You Are!

Keywords:

What type of fish is this?

Have you ever had your eye brows plucked, waxed, trimmed or shaved?

Select the following occupations that you have held:

Do you own, or have you ever owned, a Mazda Miata, VW Beetle, VW Cabrio or any Volvo automobile?

PC or Mac?

Have you ever been, or are you currently, a vegetarian?

If you have to take a dump do you refuse to use a public restroom?

Have you ever worn "crocs"?

Do you make an effort to eat organic food?

Sweater-vests are:

Have you ever mistakenly checked out another guy (fooled by well groomed long hair from a distance)?

Most of my friends are women.

What is depicted in the following illustration?

Which one of the following superheroes do you like the most?

Look at your watch, does it have a square face?

The sport I like the most is:

When you go to the gym, how long are you there?

If you were a woman, the best part would be:

What is this:

If you had to choose between beer or wine, what would it be?

Look at your fingernails. Was the palm of your hand facing away from you?

Growing up, the discipline was handed out by your ____________.

What are these?

Is this the first time you've taken a test to tell you if you are gay?

Do you take care of your cuticles? Or have you ever had your nails done?

What is the name of the tool in the image below?

Have you ever been accused of being homophobic?

Assuming that you have the choice, in a video game, do you select a male or a female character?

Not counting your face or pubes, have you ever shaved any part of your body? (arms, legs, chest..)

If you have a wedding band, does it have any diamonds or emeralds in it?

This power tool is a:

Have you ever had your hair highlighted or died?

Do you have a subscription to "Men's Health?"

If you've got a name like Steven, David or Michael, do you prefer to go by your formal name?

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

The best Star Trek series was:

If everyone was required to speak just one language, what would your vote be?

Do you typically wear any jewelry besides a watch or a wedding band?

Do you have any magazine subscriptions that frequently have men featured on the cover without a shirt? (Fitness magazines, body building, etc)

In American Football, how many points is a <b>field goal</b> worth?

No matter how disturbed you were, have you ever had a sexual dream about another man?

Do you drink straight from the glass or do you prefer using a straw?

Comments

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