Test: The Gay Test
Category: Humor
Description: The All New & Greatly Improved Test To Determine How Gay You Are!
Keywords:
Have you ever had your eye brows plucked, waxed, trimmed or shaved?
Yes
No
Do you have any magazine subscriptions that frequently have men featured on the cover without a shirt? (Fitness magazines, body building, etc)
Yes
No
Do you make an effort to eat organic food?
Yes
No
Have you ever been accused of being homophobic?
Yes
No
If you have to take a dump do you refuse to use a public restroom?
Yes
No
Is this the first time you've taken a test to tell you if you are gay?
Yes
No
Do you typically wear any jewelry besides a watch or a wedding band?
Yes
No
If you were a woman, the best part would be:
The dating scene
Having boobs
Shopping
Having truly platonic girlfriends
If you had to choose between beer or wine, what would it be?
Beer
Wine
When you go to the gym, how long are you there?
More than 2 hours
Between 1-2 hours
Less than 1 hour
I don't go to the gym
Have you ever had your hair highlighted or died?
Yes
No
Sweater-vests are:
Not for me
Fashionable
If everyone was required to speak just one language, what would your vote be?
German
French
Italian
English
Spanish
Which one of the following superheroes do you like the most?
Superman
Spiderman
Batman
The Incredible Hulk
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Cats
Dogs
What is depicted in the following illustration?
A hole drill
A depth-finder transducer
A rotary hole punch
A chamfer router bit
This power tool is a:
Jigsaw
Sawzall
Planer
Band Saw
Hacksaw
Have you ever worn "crocs"?
Yes
No
If you have a wedding band, does it have any diamonds or emeralds in it?
Yes
No
Don't have one
Do you own, or have you ever owned, a Mazda Miata, VW Beetle, VW Cabrio or any Volvo automobile?
Yes
No
Look at your fingernails. Was the palm of your hand facing away from you?
Yes
No
Do you have a subscription to "Men's Health?"
Yes
No
Not counting your face or pubes, have you ever shaved any part of your body? (arms, legs, chest..)
Yes
No
Do you drink straight from the glass or do you prefer using a straw?
From a straw
From the glass
No matter how disturbed you were, have you ever had a sexual dream about another man?
Yes
No
Select the following occupations that you have held:
Nurse
Flight Attendant
Office Manager
Elementary School Teacher
Hair Stylist
None of these
What type of fish is this?
A largemouth bass
A brown trout
An Atlantic salmon
A snook
Growing up, the discipline was handed out by your ____________.
Mother
Father
I was raised by my mother
Most of my friends are women.
True
False
The best Star Trek series was:
Star Trek (The Original Series)
The Next Generation
Voyager
Enterprise
Deep Space Nine
I was never into Star Trek
Have you ever mistakenly checked out another guy (fooled by well groomed long hair from a distance)?
Yes
No
The sport I like the most is:
Wrestling
Football
Soccer
Ice Hockey
Assuming that you have the choice, in a video game, do you select a male or a female character?
Male
Female
What are these?
Pawns for playing chess
Othello game pieces
Door stoppers
A set of special plugs
Look at your watch, does it have a square face?
Yes
No
I'm not wearing a watch right now
I don't even own a watch
In American Football, how many points is a field goal worth?
2
3
6
7
What is this:
A Bottle Opener
A Chuck Key
A Gear Drill
An Allen Wrench
PC or Mac?
PC
Mac
I'm computer illiterate
Do you take care of your cuticles? Or have you ever had your nails done?
Yes
No
What is the name of the tool in the image below?
Allen wrench
Torque wrench
Left-handed wrench
Adjustable wrench
If you've got a name like Steven, David or Michael, do you prefer to go by your formal name?
Yes (Steven, David, Michael, etc)
No (Steve, Dave, Mike)
My name doesn't work that way
Have you ever been, or are you currently, a vegetarian?
Yes
No
Comments
like yea!!! im straight! rainbows! ;p
it told me i was straight and trust me i really aint. im not butch im totally camp lol
you only didnt like it because you know you are gay bobafett
u all like men
i love whoever made this quize
Not my favorite test. I didn't like it.
:(
That was a weird test
It was ok