Test: The Gay Test

Category: Humor

Description: The All New & Greatly Improved Test To Determine How Gay You Are!

Keywords:

Have you ever had your eye brows plucked, waxed, trimmed or shaved?

Yes No

Do you have any magazine subscriptions that frequently have men featured on the cover without a shirt? (Fitness magazines, body building, etc)

Yes No

Do you make an effort to eat organic food?

Yes No

Have you ever been accused of being homophobic?

Yes No

If you have to take a dump do you refuse to use a public restroom?

Yes No

Is this the first time you've taken a test to tell you if you are gay?

Yes No

Do you typically wear any jewelry besides a watch or a wedding band?

Yes No

If you were a woman, the best part would be:

The dating scene Having boobs Shopping Having truly platonic girlfriends

If you had to choose between beer or wine, what would it be?

Beer Wine

When you go to the gym, how long are you there?

More than 2 hours Between 1-2 hours Less than 1 hour I don't go to the gym

Have you ever had your hair highlighted or died?

Yes No

Sweater-vests are:

Not for me Fashionable

If everyone was required to speak just one language, what would your vote be?

German French Italian English Spanish

Which one of the following superheroes do you like the most?

Superman Spiderman Batman The Incredible Hulk

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Cats Dogs

What is depicted in the following illustration?

A hole drill A depth-finder transducer A rotary hole punch A chamfer router bit

This power tool is a:

Jigsaw Sawzall Planer Band Saw Hacksaw

Have you ever worn "crocs"?

Yes No

If you have a wedding band, does it have any diamonds or emeralds in it?

Yes No Don't have one

Do you own, or have you ever owned, a Mazda Miata, VW Beetle, VW Cabrio or any Volvo automobile?

Yes No

Look at your fingernails. Was the palm of your hand facing away from you?

Yes No

Do you have a subscription to "Men's Health?"

Yes No

Not counting your face or pubes, have you ever shaved any part of your body? (arms, legs, chest..)

Yes No

Do you drink straight from the glass or do you prefer using a straw?

From a straw From the glass

No matter how disturbed you were, have you ever had a sexual dream about another man?

Yes No

Select the following occupations that you have held:

Nurse Flight Attendant Office Manager Elementary School Teacher Hair Stylist None of these

What type of fish is this?

A largemouth bass A brown trout An Atlantic salmon A snook

Growing up, the discipline was handed out by your ____________.

Mother Father I was raised by my mother

Most of my friends are women.

True False

The best Star Trek series was:

Star Trek (The Original Series) The Next Generation Voyager Enterprise Deep Space Nine I was never into Star Trek

Have you ever mistakenly checked out another guy (fooled by well groomed long hair from a distance)?

Yes No

The sport I like the most is:

Wrestling Football Soccer Ice Hockey

Assuming that you have the choice, in a video game, do you select a male or a female character?

Male Female

What are these?

Pawns for playing chess Othello game pieces Door stoppers A set of special plugs

Look at your watch, does it have a square face?

Yes No I'm not wearing a watch right now I don't even own a watch

In American Football, how many points is a field goal worth?

2 3 6 7

What is this:

A Bottle Opener A Chuck Key A Gear Drill An Allen Wrench

PC or Mac?

PC Mac I'm computer illiterate

Do you take care of your cuticles? Or have you ever had your nails done?

Yes No

What is the name of the tool in the image below?

Allen wrench Torque wrench Left-handed wrench Adjustable wrench

If you've got a name like Steven, David or Michael, do you prefer to go by your formal name?

Yes (Steven, David, Michael, etc) No (Steve, Dave, Mike) My name doesn't work that way

Have you ever been, or are you currently, a vegetarian?

Yes No

Comments

like yea!!! im straight! rainbows! ;p it told me i was straight and trust me i really aint. im not butch im totally camp lol you only didnt like it because you know you are gay bobafett u all like men i love whoever made this quize Not my favorite test. I didn't like it. :( That was a weird test It was ok

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Test: The Gay Test

Category: Humor

Description: The All New & Greatly Improved Test To Determine How Gay You Are!

Keywords:

Have you ever had your eye brows plucked, waxed, trimmed or shaved?

Do you have any magazine subscriptions that frequently have men featured on the cover without a shirt? (Fitness magazines, body building, etc)

Do you make an effort to eat organic food?

Have you ever been accused of being homophobic?

If you have to take a dump do you refuse to use a public restroom?

Is this the first time you've taken a test to tell you if you are gay?

Do you typically wear any jewelry besides a watch or a wedding band?

If you were a woman, the best part would be:

If you had to choose between beer or wine, what would it be?

When you go to the gym, how long are you there?

Have you ever had your hair highlighted or died?

Sweater-vests are:

If everyone was required to speak just one language, what would your vote be?

Which one of the following superheroes do you like the most?

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

What is depicted in the following illustration?

This power tool is a:

Have you ever worn "crocs"?

If you have a wedding band, does it have any diamonds or emeralds in it?

Do you own, or have you ever owned, a Mazda Miata, VW Beetle, VW Cabrio or any Volvo automobile?

Look at your fingernails. Was the palm of your hand facing away from you?

Do you have a subscription to "Men's Health?"

Not counting your face or pubes, have you ever shaved any part of your body? (arms, legs, chest..)

Do you drink straight from the glass or do you prefer using a straw?

No matter how disturbed you were, have you ever had a sexual dream about another man?

Select the following occupations that you have held:

What type of fish is this?

Growing up, the discipline was handed out by your ____________.

Most of my friends are women.

The best Star Trek series was:

Have you ever mistakenly checked out another guy (fooled by well groomed long hair from a distance)?

The sport I like the most is:

Assuming that you have the choice, in a video game, do you select a male or a female character?

What are these?

Look at your watch, does it have a square face?

In American Football, how many points is a field goal worth?

What is this:

PC or Mac?

Do you take care of your cuticles? Or have you ever had your nails done?

What is the name of the tool in the image below?

If you've got a name like Steven, David or Michael, do you prefer to go by your formal name?

Have you ever been, or are you currently, a vegetarian?

Comments

Gay

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