Test: The Retard Test

Category: Humor

Description: How Retarded are you?

Keywords: am i retarded, are you retarded, retards, retard, the retard test, the retard quiz, retard tests, retard quizzes, retard test, retard quiz

Do you get distracted by shiny and or blinking objects?

Yes No No I don- Ooooooooh a penny!!!

You have a puppy that was playing in the rain. You want to dry it off. what do you do?

Preheat oven to 350 and bake for 20 minutes Put it in my shirt drawer for a few minutes Give it a towel

Fire?

FIRE BAD!!! Pretty! Want to touch!!! I like fire... a lot.

How old were you when you started kindergarden?

5 6 14 I haven't started it yet.

Do you often find yourself shouting random senteces?

Yes No Um........ Maybe...

You have a question to ask your friend and a cell phone in your hand. What do you do?

Forget the question before you can form it into a sentence Call them and ask them the question Text them the question. Durr. Wait until the next time you see them and hope you remember it

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

The chicken The egg I don't know

What is 7 x 9?

63 A math question 1924? False?

Do you talk to yourself?

Yes No Sometimes Maybe...

Pick a number. Any number. One that appeals to you.

Lucky number 7 Friday the 13th 3.193736119330505 This many!

Comments

cix weks aggoo mysellfff coodnt evan spel ryturd, new i arrgh 1! {:-D~* (i lik flys) so did i im not a r-tard n i thought i was lol:) Yall iz both retarded. I got an outcome that said NOT RETARDED. In your face, losers! No Im Isn't!!!! You Is! ;) this test gives slow results! i think it is retarted!!!! lol

Loading Test...