Test: The Retard Test
Category: Humor
Description: How Retarded are you?
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Do you talk to yourself?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Maybe...
You have a puppy that was playing in the rain. You want to dry it off. what do you do?
Preheat oven to 350 and bake for 20 minutes
Put it in my shirt drawer for a few minutes
Give it a towel
Fire?
FIRE BAD!!!
Pretty! Want to touch!!!
I like fire... a lot.
How old were you when you started kindergarden?
5
6
14
I haven't started it yet.
You have a question to ask your friend and a cell phone in your hand. What do you do?
Forget the question before you can form it into a sentence
Call them and ask them the question
Text them the question. Durr.
Wait until the next time you see them and hope you remember it
What is 7 x 9?
63
A math question
1924?
False?
Do you often find yourself shouting random senteces?
Yes
No
Um........
Maybe...
Pick a number. Any number. One that appeals to you.
Lucky number 7
Friday the 13th
3.193736119330505
This many!
Do you get distracted by shiny and or blinking objects?
Yes
No
No I don- Ooooooooh a penny!!!
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
The chicken
The egg
I don't know
Comments
cix weks aggoo mysellfff coodnt evan spel ryturd, new i arrgh 1! {:-D~* (i lik flys)
so did i im not a r-tard n i thought i was lol:)
Yall iz both retarded. I got an outcome that said NOT RETARDED. In your face, losers!
No Im Isn't!!!! You Is! ;)
this test gives slow results! i think it is retarted!!!! lol
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