Test: Zombie Questions

Category: Humor

Description: For zombie lovers ;)

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If you had one thing left before you were eaten what would it be?

Masterbate Read a Time Magazine Feed your goldfish Take out as many ants in the kitchen

Where is the Zombies Weak-spot?

The head (ow my head, gimme tablets!) The Groin (owch) Fingers ( playing a game of Mercy) Feet ( so they cant walk? smart :P )

If someone in your family, mostly likely your mother as thats what usuals happens.... anyway what would you do if they got bit?

Just kill her, i hated the silly cow anyway. Put her on a collar and keep her as a pet. Lock her in a Room and move on. Try and love her when she's a zombie but she always trys eating me.

How would you like to kill a zombie if you had to impress some judges?

Run up to it and Shove a grenade down its throut. Slice it in half with a katana. Rope it down, climb onto a judges head and snipe it. Give it a pie and walk off.

If you became a zombie what would you do?

Go hunt some survivors. Mate with female Zombies. Sit on the sofa eating Pizza. Fall dead for no reason.

Is a Zombie still a human?

True False

does a zombie have a wardrobe to change its tattered clothes?

True False Burning sensation.

If you had to give someone to the zombies to slow them down, who would you give them?

A sheep George Bush A joink of lamb Yourself because your so generous.

Prefered weapon of choice when slaughtering zombies?

Chainsaw Shotgun Crossbow Shout or give bad Gamer Rep

If you save 2 zombies, would you shout hit and run up to them?

Yes No

You gather a group of 7 men, and 15 girls. What do you do with them?

Base the men out on gaurd duty and spend time with all the girls. Have a huge party with the zombies, which includes chainsaws and shotguns Have fun throwing things at the zombies. Kill ourselfs as we were bored.

If a zombie came up to you ( girl of course) and said 'gimme a kiss' what would you say yes or no?